Is this satire?

We do not 'code speak'. There is no benefit to that. I don't want to be coy or say something just happened. If I sleep with someone it is intentional.

This is the reason why men don't understand that no means no. It's not code for something else.

We will tell you when we want to sleep with you (even if that's never been your experience). Being upfront is always better. Maybe you're being rejected because you've got your head up your ass, not because you're not 'playing our game'.

Enough projecting stereotypes.

Hey, we’re both tiny specks in a universe full of stars that happened to exist at the same time. Cool!